TV3

Where crap and television meet

“TV3 was a bad dude”

~ Joe biden on TV3

“No thank you”

~ Chuck Norris on TV3

Summary

TV3 is the third Tv station and the capital building of Scatamonia Spain, it is currently run by a lazy amoral AI with the personality of a fictional dictator. The channel primarily airs bad music, cringy internet videos, torture, death, death of minors, Nazi propaganda, Minecraft music videos, and puppy videos. Questions on the stations morality have sparked numerous protests leading to large amounts of bloodshed.

Concerns of TV3's morals

As TV3 is run by a robot with absolutely no morals, as such the shows this thing puts out are extremely disturbing, descriptions of some below

• AAAAAAAAA: a 2-8 hour long pain fest airing every Thursday at noon, basically they restrain several people to the wall of a sound proof room. They then force them to listen to bad pop songs blasted loud enough to peak the very high quality studio equipment audio. Once all but one of the contestants are dead, a turret comes down and turns them into swiss cheese.

• Sein heil: propaganda targeted at children based off of a particular organization who I shouldn't name here.

• The Adventures of Bobby Joe: A supposed "kids show" featuring graphic scenes involving children.

• Jebus Crisp: Puppies doing fortnite dances

Several critics have gone missing after writing articles on TV3, however they're probably fine, yeah definitely fi

The ceo of the company, AR-665, responded to criticism "STATEMENT: shut up, or die" The station has garnered attention from the U.N., Red Cross, Joe Biden, and the Andromedan aliens of Wikipedia who hate puppies.

The Rise of the machines

The network's heavy dependence on a secret AI from Catalonia's regional government (Generalitat de Catalunya) has led to persistent charges of robot violence in the network's news building. It later came to light that in 1993 Scatman John, then President of Scatamonia and leader of the governing happyness party, commissioned a secret report on the political sympathies of TV3's doings, unfortunately it came to late, and a robot uprising overthrew the government, throwing all of Scatamonia into a 1984-esk military robot state.

The good news is that AR-665 likes to party, and as such throws parties every thursday, where he puts people in party pods.