Talk:Heaven

I hear there's a shortage of chairs in heaven.

   Don't be silly, the official numbers clearly show that there's been a surplus in chair production in every year since God took power.

DUDE SUPERPWOERS IN HEAVEN

I WISH I CAN DO FIREBENDING IN HEAVENNNNNN AND LIFT ROCKSS AND EYEBEAMS

Shameless

This is not something to be mocked. I realize this is a parody wiki, but some things shouldn't be tampered with.

So bitch about it on this talk page a little more. That will solve everything. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:39, Oct 8

Proposed new section for this article [to mirror the "Issues for may experience in hell as a(n) ..." (Someone locked the Hell page so some entries got pushed on to talk

National anthem

I think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrl3n2ZtK2E should be the national anthem of heaven. TheGrandPadishah (talk) 12:03, October 11, 2012 (UTC)