Talk:Salvador Dalí

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The hell?

This article sucks. Consider making it not suck by improving on it.

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're a fucking retard? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:56, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

What he said. --General Insineratehymn 07:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

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DJ Mixerr 21:18, December 28, 2010 (UTC) (talk)(contributions)