Talk:Seal Clubbing

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What sick bastard would do this? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Wordplay[edit]

Normally I wouldn't ask for an explanation of a joke (cough) but one thing bothers me, as a non-native speaker: is the term "seal clubbing" a pun itself? I mean, clubbing can mean to hit with a club but also to go out visiting clubs. And seal has several meanings as well. So does seal clubbing have a double meaning or not? NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 18:06, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

"Seal clubbing" is commonly understood to mean "the gruesome killing of seals by hitting them with a club". But of course Uncyclopedia can make it as punny as it needs to be. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
So I understood. My question was whether "seal clubbing" might have another meaning besides the obvious one. But it seems not to. Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 21:55, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Fuck man[edit]

Needs MOAR pictures. If you're going to write an article on clubbing seals, at least include something shocking. SpaceN1gr4 08:43, 12 May 2009 (UTC)