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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year. In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft. In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

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Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.