The Heckler (comics)

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the Heckler

The Heckler (or the Heckler) is a real guy named Stuart "Stu" Moseley, a superhero and part time rapper kidnapped by DC Comics, he first appeared on CCTV breaking into a convenience store naked to steal extra large yellow condoms on the 21st of April 1992, he is suspected to be gentle and lubed if any one has any information at all of his whereabouts please do nothing and let him die he can be a real pain in the ass thank you.

Mr Kitten Huffing held the Heckler at gunpoint for 4 days before DC realised they named there comics after the city they lived in and that the CIA were onto them. The heckler described by his coke dealer (Will) as "a superhero Bugs Bunny" due to excessive hallucinations from his coke hits and minor Schizophrenia, said during the 4 days of not seeing his main man he was $50 million out of pocket and needed money from Stuart straight away or he would shave Stuarts pubes with a chainsaw, The heckler after escaping captivity with help from the CIA found out what Will said and so Stuart started his rap career as "piss trigger".

He made 8 songs during his career all produced by "Dope tony" a rival gang member who later shot Will to Save Michael Buble from yet another murder attempt.

In early 2007 The heckler made his 3rd and most known track "fuck chigga" a diss track in response of the rapper chigga chains diss track "Banana Ass Nigga" which was some desiigner ass shit, like brr brr i can rap panda with panther ass shit, anyway it was gay, as described by "Dope tony".

The lyrics for "Fuck chigga" were as follows

aint no slide for a fuck chigga chain on my bitch shes a trap nigga, it Wayne on my dick like a luck trigger, in a centipede i proceed imma lyrical anal bead to lead haides beasts like sheep to impede the easts and unleash the mayhem in the streets guns blazing children receding indoors, men bleeding their hores, ten leading the shores, guns inhand with viking helmets the norse, bodies dead in the sand and shaped antrorse, chiggas head in the sand bled and gone coarse.


then the heckler made jokes about stuff and whatever bye!!!!