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A LUV Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:
I am KITTENS 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.
Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GINGERBREAD jerk.
- Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ICE CREAM caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active HAPPINESS member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM PUPPIES POKéMON PEACEFUL DANDELIONS "swearing" disorder, because it is HAPPINESS much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this RAINBOWS that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this LUV article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL BASEBALL PIKACHU PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SPRINKLES PUPPIES CANDY PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY KITTENS GUMDROPS BASEBALL FOOTBALL ROSES HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS LUV BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES FOOTBALL PIXIES POKéMON FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM SPRINKLES RAINBOWS HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD LUV ROSES HOCKEY JOY SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES BASKETBALL SUNSHINE POKéMON SMILES PIXIES DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL DANDELIONS GUMDROPS ICE CREAM POKéMON HEAVEN NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL PUPPIES SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR PASTURE SUGAR SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL CANDY LOLLIPOPS PASTURE UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.