Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A LUV Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:

I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.

Let me tell you PIXIES about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers LUV SMILES HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS swear. You can GINGERBREAD blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLUFFY CLOUD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.

I am an active UNICORNS member of a TEDDY BEARS tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL SMILES BASKETBALL PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIXIES PUPPIES LUV JELLY BEANS SUGAR not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your TEDDY BEARS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

ICE CREAM PIXIES FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM SUNSHINE KITTENS HAPPINESS HOCKEY HOCKEY PASTURE HOCKEY KITTENS HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES SUNSHINE ICE CREAM POKéMON PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY FRIENDS FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS FRIENDS SUGAR LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES PIXIES RAINBOWS KITTENS HEAVEN NINTENDOGS CANDY NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP HAPPINESS SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL UNICORNS RAINBOWS GUMDROPS JOY UNICORNS GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL SMILES LUV TEDDY BEARS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.