Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A NINTENDOGS Polite Note to the FOOTBALL Author:[edit]
I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NINTENDOGS Tourettes sufferers PUPPIES JELLY BEANS PASTURE BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the SUNSHINE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no RAINBOWS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the ICE CREAM drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards FLOWERS eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a ROSES SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS JELLY BEANS PASTURE not funny at all.
Thank you TEDDY BEARS for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |