UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day/GoHome
You get to your house without too much of a problem other than the police rushing towards McHiggin's neighborhood. As you walk up the driveway, you notice a horse and buggy that you don't recognize parked in front of your house. Thinking nothing of it, you enter the house to see your mother making out with some old looking guy with a mustache. You feel like you've seen him before, but you can't really figure out where. If only he didn't have that ridiculous looking mustache....
Regardless, the image of your mom getting her mouth molested by some sweaty guy straight out of the colonial era has turned your good mood into a fury. The only thing you have to decide is how you want to attack the man that is desecrating your mother in the most crude of ways.
| Go all Oprah on him | Go all Sammy Sosa on him |