UnPoetia:I Am the Walrus

Poetry for people who hate poetry

(There's a song with this name already? Oops! My bad.)

This poem makes no sense whatsoever.

Oh, I Am the Wal-

Rus. I Am the Walrus - I

Told You Assholes That.

Last Tuesday When I

Saw You I Said Those Very

Words to Your Dumb Ass.

When I am Alrea-

Dy Like Frida Fuckin Kah-

Lo, How Dare You Whip

Out Your Sharpie And

Call it a Pen, Paint me a

Moustache With Your Ill

Render, Blacken it

In, Regardless of Gender-

All Sealed With a Kiss.

Do You Even Know

Whose Lipstick This Is? I Told

You, A Walrus, They're

Not Just For Men. Now

It's Time For the Waxing of

My Upper Lip Again.