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Diary of a Cop Killa is a hardcore song by DJ Raid of Combine in Da Hood fame. This is the second single off their self-titled album. This song delves into a day in the life of a gangsta.

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Well it's kinda hard being a gangsta like me

I take what I get and I get what I see

But who wants to hear my biography

When they can see a day through me


Well, I wake up around six or so

Eat some breakfast, cap a ho

I brush my teeth and floss them too

I smoke some weed, and heroin too


Then I leave around seven o'clock

packin' my heat, berettas, a glock

and I walk right on over to tha corner store

and do some coke off a two-cent whore


I walk around town flaunting my shit

Bitches who fuck with me, they do get bit

A cop pulls me over on a bullshit charge

but, oh, wait, my gat, it does discharge

right into his stupid-ass face

with his stupid-ass brains all over the place

As I drive away, laughing all night, I have this to say, I hope it's all right


(chrous)

I'm a Fucking Cop Killa

That's what I am

I'm a fucking Cop Killa

Ain't never been in the can

I'm a fucking Cop Killa

Don't fuck with me

I'm a fucking Cop Killa

Bitch, can't you see?


Later in the day, around noon or one

I get in my pimped ride, with my gun

Gonna make some suckas pay, gonna make them run

as I turn around the corner, they shout and run

I say "Don't flee, the fun's just begun"


I shoot they asses and leave 'em for dead

now it's time to paint the town red

I grab some hookers, I grab some booze

and fuck those hoes right outta their shoes

That's my day, it's how I roll

And it's okay, and this is what I say:


(chrous)

I'm a Fucking Cop Killa

That's what I am

I'm a fucking Cop Killa

Ain't never been in the can

I'm a fucking Cop Killa

Don't fuck with me

I'm a fucking Cop Killa

Bitch, can't you see?