Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 22

December 22: Female Awareness Day

• 35000 BCE(ish) - God plans to make perfect woman from an arm and a leg, Adam says "What can ya do with a rib?"
• 600 BCE - YHWH creates woman – twice.
• 1 CE - The Blessed Mother Mary's contractions begin.
• 1000 - The Spaghetti Monster creates sex.
• 1231 - God creates vaginal cancer to spite Spaghetti Monster.
• 1337 - Counter-Strike is invented. Millions abandon warfare and are never seen in public again.
• 1589 - Japan announces the release of the Hello Kitty vibrator.
• 1666 - Manhattan is sold to the Knicks for 24 virgins, an extreme rarity in the area. They immediately re-sell it to Donald Trump.
• 1923 - LSD is first manufactured; nothing happens yet as psychedelic colors would not be created for another 30 years.
• 1933 - William Butler Yeats is found dead in a bear cage at the local zoo with a satisfied bear.
• 1954 - Film Actors Guild (FAG) is founded.
• 1969 - Science discovers a "female orgasm"; they will later find she was faking it. The ghost of Yeats is in shock.
• 1989 - Pixies send monkeys to heaven, Anthony gives Cleopatra a crate of brown ale.
• 2005 - Pussy flavored ice cream invented.
• 2007 - England nukes Wales. Nobody cares.