Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 21

May 21: Appreciation Day Appreciation Day (America)

• 1453 - Hundred Years' War finally ends. France win after a penalty shoot-out.
• 1587 - The Puritans sit down with the Native Americans and appreciate the hospitality. The Native Americans do not appreciate the smallpox.
• 1874 - Husbands in New York appreciate New York's one and only Your Husband's Penis Appreciation Day.
• 1905 - The Japanese fleet destroys the Russian fleet in the Battle of Tsushima. Japanese sailors appreciate the target practice and Russian sailors appreciate the floating debris on which to cling.
• 1937 - The first Volkswagen rolls off the assembly line. Germans appreciate how easy the cars are to push every time it rains and stalls out the engine.
• 1956 - Patrick Batemen beats his own record for number of prostitutes killed in one night (36).
• 1987 - German Mathias Rust flies his private plane unchallenged from Finland to Moscow's Red Square. He appreciates the sloppiness of Russia's air defenses for not shooting him down as well as the passable food in prison.
• 1991 - President George H.W. Bush declares May 21st Appreciation Day Appreciation Day, making it the first day of appreciation to appreciate itself.
• 2004 - Che Guevara rises from the dead only to see his image as the label of capitalist corporation. His brain catches on fire.
• 2011 - God doesn't rain Hell on Earth.