Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Kitten huffer,

I speak to you tonight on an issue of pressing importance.

9/11 changed everything.

The apostrophe no longer exists.

My deepest sorrow goes out to the family of Joe Walsh.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

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