Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

YOU!

I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know!

I am afraid we are all in danger.

Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.

My deepest sorrow goes out to the family of Samus Aran.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Antarctica Girls."

Thank you.

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