Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“It seems unlikely.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the world's most intelligent and fastest-growing religion?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring relaxed at ease calm lovable	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Vin Diesel mentioned Tagged for rewrite Worst 100... [Some war] (video game) Bush bashing Protected Worst 100... Bush bashing Incoherent Ninjas mentioned Hitler Crimethink WILDE CARD Obscene Bush bashing iAnything Jesus approved VFH Under construction Has ascii art Pirates mentioned Goodthink Mr. T mentioned Norris mentioned Overly British

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)	Random Elvis Sighting In accordance to the August 20th celebration of International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Elvis has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Please report this on this page's talk page. Thanks for the reporting. The King has left the building.	Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Chimychanga
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	GenericNoob
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Prévost
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Taiyuan
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Six-Fours-les-Plages
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Mora
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	in The Shire
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Hogwarts
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Matt Groening's quest for the pugnacious stick
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness definitely likes wolfs.” ~ Rupert Murdoch on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once lathered my pizzle.” ~ Meg Griffin on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	virtual	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	Achilles' tendon	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	TAFFY	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	waitress	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Goddamn
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Urban	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Paladin
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	The one-armed Man hurts terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“This page is about Templates/Random silliness. See, this article says Templates/Random silliness, because it's about Templates/Random silliness. It could be about something else called Templates/Random silliness, but it's not, it's about this Templates/Random silliness.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	a Gelidite	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Stewie Griffin
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	i'm 1447!!	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	sceptre
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	virus
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a chromosome
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	rocks
Number (Talk) (Used on)	331,337
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Xandra Rickman	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	RW Essen
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Herblore	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Kinkead	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Master
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	freeze
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	models
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	blessed
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	vomited
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, entropy widens YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Abraham Lincoln	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	spoon	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Homeless people

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General