Uncyclopedia talk:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask

Who wrote this shit? It's totally ghey, and by ghey I don't mean the love between a man and another man, but the love between a man and a bowl of hot grits poured into his trousers. This article needs a good Oscar Wilde quote to spice it up. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 02:33, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Is there a contest for the page with the longest name? --JWSchmidt 02:37, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Yep these are the current favourites:

• List_of_really,_really,_really_intelligent_article_ideas_that_you_really,_really,_really_should_create
• Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, and some stuff you didn't

--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 09:25, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

One thing people may be afraid to ask is: "Is The Cursed Uncyclopedia Article really cursed?" The answer is, "Are you sure you really want to find out?" --Nerd42 22:23, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The popularity contest link at the bottom seems to be 404-compliant. ZuluOne 09:55, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Wait! This wiki is supposed to be Content-Free...

So why is there any content?? I'm cornfuzed.

Or was that intended to mean "content that's free to be (ab)used"?

Well thank you for your astute observation. Some of us believe that the term "Content Free" (which was originally an unfunny joke on Wikipedia's slogan 'The Free Encyclopedia') is so stupid to be unmentionable. Slogans have been suggested, such as "The Freed Encyclopedia", 'The Freer Encyclopedia', etc. imnho this wiki has a great deal of factual content, in some cases content which is only available here. You are now uncornfuzed. Aleister 13:00 4=6=14

Thanks for clarification. I'll take it to heart, or wherever.

BoboTheGreat (talk) 13:06, June 4, 2014 (UTC)