White Slave

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The White Slave is a type of slave originating from the Americas, brought to Africa on slave ships at around the same time the White Devils were doing so. Africans utilized White Slaves to cultivate crops and do extensive manual labor on African plantations, but they instead built tall skyscrapers, beautiful cathedrals and actually started to advance their society. The "White Devil" even tried to incorporate a working government and law. But since Africans were so used to living in more or less total anarchy for the majority of Africa's existence,(plus if Africa became a pleasant continent to live on, Africans and Westernized Africans wouldn't be able to find anything to put the blame on the White Devils)this enraged the African peoples and caused an uproar following the exodus of all White Devils. White slaves were also influential in growing HIV, an essential crop at that era (though overused and lethal nowadays). White slavery continued in Africa until some white devil named Martin Luther King Johnson Smith advocated wigger's civil rights. The Africans popped a cap in his ass but the white devils became free. All the free white devils went down to South Africa though for whatever reason.


White Slaves and Russia[edit]

Common Russian white(sex) slave.

White slaves are the numbert two import into Russia next to fire and monkey melanin. Only 12% of the slaves brought into Russia work in farms and factories, the other 32% are used for someone harsh labor, and 66% are used as sex slaves in many different provinces. this is substantial considering the fact that most 70% of the slaves are young boys and young girls. To Russian society, white slaves are normal occurrences for everyday living and because of the extreme cold temperatures. Most slaves are given a life expectancy of three months to six years. The average Russian family will go through four to nine slaves a year. Krukov Institute of Russian economics

Note the paragraph above this one I'm pertaining to Russian Slavery.Most people can't handle the fact that whites were slaves before the blacks. Kills your pride doesn't it? well, there were slaves back in the bible days when Jesus walked the earth(or "earf" how you say it), but I guess you're going to try and take that away from them to, but wait.they have been dead for a 1000 years. So you cant.Anyways it makes me sick to see that its okay for blacks to hate whites, call them "cracka " or crackers if you want to speak proper English because most of you don't.Then go on ahead. Your day is coming and when it does, your racist butt will get left-handed into hell. Then you won't bitch about slavery anymore. You will be down there with some of them that didn't repent for there sins and ask Jesus into their hearts, but until then, when I strap a chain around your neck and beat you with a stick while your picking cotton - shut the heck up!!!!!

White Slaves and Africa[edit]

See American African slaves Who is the racist idiot that wrote this dribble?

White Slaves and the Black Market[edit]

White Slaves on the black market vary in price depending on age, sex, and if they had sex.

     V = Virgin     In American money only
   Age  | Male V | Female V | Male | Female |
   1-5  |  35$   |   40$    | 15$  |  20$   |
   6-10 |  80$   |   110$   | 63$  |  82$   | 
  11-16 |  245$  |   376$   | 178$ |  215$  |
  17-21 |  276$  |   404$   | 214$ |  278$  |
  22-34 |  230$  |   240$   | 175$ |  180$  |
34-death|  99$   |   120$   | 50$  |  55$   |

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