Category:Crime
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<poll>
What is the coolest type of crime?
Where there's a mutilated corpse afterwards.
Where there's a lot of money stolen.
Where there's nerve gas involved.
Where there's a manifesto at the scene.
Crime is bad, and I won't participate in this poll.
It is fun. All the people sud gangbang or be a bloods or a crips!
</poll>
See also: Punishment
Subcategories
This category has the following 22 subcategories, out of 22 total.
Pages in category "Crime"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 297 total.
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- A Most Urgent Notice For The Fair Citizens Of Uncyclopedia
- A Note from your Killer
- UnNews:A-Rod plunking spurs debate over baseball protocol
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
- Anarchy
- UnNews:Angel Jolie visits sinners in Hell
- Arson
- HowTo:Assemble a collection of external anatomy
- UnNews:Attempted popejacking foiled
- UnNews:Australia to sanction good parenting
B
- Baby farming
- Baby-snatching
- UnNews:Bank Robbing sector accused of sexual discrimination
- User:Bannaples
- UnNews:BART: Don't have a cow, man
- Battery
- HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters
- HowTo:Be a Looter
- HowTo:Be an honest crook
- Beat 'em up
- HowTo:Become a Drug Dealer
- HowTo:Become an Assassin
- UnNews:Belgium catches bombing suspect "in the hat"
- UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
- User:BetterSkatez2012/HowTo:Vandalize Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
- Buggles
- Burglary
- Butler
C
- Nicolas Cage
- Cake Killers
- UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
- Al Capone
- Captain Planet and the Planeteers
- Cat Juggling
- UnNews:Celebrity murderers back National party coalition
- UnNews:Cell phone extradited to The Hague to face cancer charges
- Cereal Crack Scandal
- Cereal killer
- UnNews:Charlie Brown arrested
- Child porn
- UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
- Collective term
- UnNews:Commie blood dance tops strange list
- HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder
- Concentration camps
- UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
- UnNews:Cop offered crack by local dumbass
- Copper wire
- Copyright infringement
- UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
- UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
- Cow arson
- HowTo:Crash your dad's new Corvette
- Crazy Taxi
- UnNews:Crime
- Crime and Punishment
- Crimean War
- Crimes inspired by video games
- Crimewatch
- Criminal
- Criminal Justice System
- Cruelty to animals
- UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
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E
F
- UnNews:F.C. Blatter win the FIFA Crony Cup again
- Fabio Capello
- UnNews:Facebook arrested for murder of Email
- Family Matters
- UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
- Fart rape
- HowTo:Fend off a rapist
- UnNews:Ferrari deny race fix at German Grand Prix
- UnNews:Fined for illegal Chinese Squirrel
- UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
- UnNews:Ford hopes new ‘Getaway’ vehicle will boost sales
- UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
- UnNews:Foxy Knoxy to fight extradition on TV
- Front
- Fun
G
H
I
- I Am Going To Kill Your Brother
- Why?:I'm in court, Mum
- Identity Theft
- Illegal Immigrants
- UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
- Incest
- UnNews:International Criminal Court issues more genocide arrest warrants
- International Monetary Fund
- UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women
- Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
K
L
M
- Madeleine McCann
- HowTo:Make an illegal bet
- HowTo:Make crime pay
- UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
- John Malkovich
- UnNews:Man misses flight
- March of the Penguin Brothers
- UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
- UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
- Mecca Vice
- UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
- UnNews:Mexican Jesus Arrested For Rape
- UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
- UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
- Michael Clarke Duncan
- Midget cockpunching terrorists
- Monkey Conspiracy
- UnNews:More snags in Hernandez murder trial
- Mr Noseybonk
- User:Mr-ex777/FBI Most wanted fugitives (Cruft)/Honourable mentions
- User:MrN9000/G8
- Murder
- Murdered Puppy
- UnNews:Muslims demand pop star Beyonce to "tone down" act
- UnNews:Muslims demand pop star Gwen Stefani to "tone down" act
- Mutaween
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- National Try To Assassinate The President Day
- UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
- UnNews:New Chinese riot control robot robs garage
- UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
- UnNews:NSA spying helps Lynch, mob in Baltimore
- UnNews:NYC gang sweep nets Sinaloa Dance Cartel
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- UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
- UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
- UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders
- Pedophilia
- Phishing
- Talk:Phishing
- Piracy
- Pirate radio
- Plagiarism
- UnNews:Poker king pairs up, gets jack
- UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
- UnNews:Police dog takes over the Oscar Pistorius investigation
- UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world
- Porky Pig
- Pornography
- HowTo:Practice Witchcraft
- Premeditated sex
- UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
- HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen
- Prostitution
Media in category "Crime"
The following 9 files are in this category, out of 9 total.
- 100AcreSuspects.jpg 478 × 424; 49 KB
- Burglar.gif 357 × 380; 6 KB
- Extortion for Dummies.png 473 × 600; 207 KB
- Leprechauncrime.jpg 460 × 345; 45 KB
- Man opening safe.jpg 640 × 438; 26 KB
- Martha-stewart-new.jpg 298 × 450; 13 KB
- Mexico drugs and arms.jpg 330 × 222; 23 KB
- Seagullthief.gif 154 × 127; 896 KB
- Thugphoto2large answer 1 xlarge.jpg 350 × 262; 13 KB