Colour Bars

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Background[edit]

Colour Bars are magic lines composed of two different types of LCD lighting. It often appears when you aren't expecting it. So be careful.

Technology[edit]

As noted prior, Colour Bars are composed of two types of LCD lighting:

Significant Lighting[edit]

Broadcasting[edit]

This part of the Colour Bars allows the system to be seen on Television, allowing it to span infinite distances throughout the country. This part is the most important for broadcasters so that viewers don't get an insight of the said problem.

Colours[edit]

This is arguably the most important part of the Colour Bars, and unlike it's other significant counterpart, it is composed of several smaller components that are often compiled as the Insignificant Lighting.

Insignificant Lighting[edit]

Bits[edit]

This is the system to display colour and other stuff on your screen. It's how the colour bars are seen on TV screens.

Primary[edit]

Otherwise known as the "important colours", this composes of Blue, Red, and Yellow being shown on the screen.

Secondary[edit]

The final technical part of the colour bars are the secondary colours. These are made by Bits from the Primary to mix with each other to create and show different colours on the screen.

Ideological Beliefs[edit]

To many, The Colour Bars have been a way to spread Progressivism due to it's amount of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 colours being able to be displayed on the screen. It has widely been accepted as fact that this, and only this is the true ideology that was meant for it.

Like how many ideologies are started, much of Colour Bar lore was passed from generation to generation, much like Communism, Fascism, and Disneyism. This was, of course, until the works of Spaghetti Politics started in 1755. There are numerous records of this change as well, with some recording still surviving today.

To the experts creating the Colour Bars, progressivism was clearly the way to go. Much like the trickster, Marx, of Commmunism, the Colour Bars also deceive the Capitalist nature.

On the Internet[edit]

The Colour Bars, and a lot of Colour Bar explanation have been on the Vsauce YouTube channel, entitled "Colour Bars." Michael here, explains how Colour Bars work and the significance of it.

The decision to film and publish this work came as a result of the beliefs of the cast and producers.