Forum:I AM THANKFUL FOR BENSON'S HALLOWED HALLS
I, FOR ONE, AM THANKFUL FOR A PLACE WHERE WE CAN ALL COME TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT BENSON AND HIS GLORY IN ALL CAPS. HERE IN BENSON'S SACRED LAND, WE'RE SAFE FROM ALL THE CRAP THAT GOES ON IN THAT OTHER FORUM. WE'RE FREE FROM ADMINS AND IPODS ALIKE. SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M ALL ALONE, I LIKE TO SIT BESIDE MY FIREPLACE WITH A GOOD BOOK, WRAP MYSELF UP IN A BLANKET, AND PRETEND I'M SAFE INSIDE BENSON'S ARMS. THIS IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL AND/OR CREEPY. LET US GIVE THANKS TO HIS GRACE THIS HOLLIDAY SEASON; BECAUSE THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS/HOHNAKUH/KWANZAA IS BENSON. --Anyone 16:03, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
- YOU MISSED OUT YULE. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
The Chronicles of BENSON, Holiday Special: - "Joyously, all the puny monkeys huddled together, or apart, depending on how recently they had bathed. For yea, it WAS the holy-day season, and there was NO better time for families to come together and wish that they were part of BENSON'S family. And Lo! they WERE thankful that BENSON had his own hallowed halls which were free from the pain of the outside world, and yea, the halls were BETTER than the outside world, just like BENSON."
--The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 10:08, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
It's come to something when this Forum is better to read than all that Drama shit, which I, for one cannot be bothered to read, or even try to Understand. hail Benson say I --no, yuo chat 15:47, 5 December 2006 (UTC)- I, TOO AM THANKFUL FOR THIS BLESSED PLACE. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:48, 6 December 2006 (UTC)