C:\> The Abyss_
Now it is the beginning of a fantastic story! Let us make a journey to the cave of monsters! Good luck!
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You are at the entrance to an Abyss. As you look into the Abyss, you come to the unnerving conclusion that in Soviet Russia, Abyss looks into you.
> enter abyss
You have entered a dark, smelly abyss. You are more than likely to be eaten by a Shadow Grue. The door shuts behind you.
You are armed with only a mop and your wit. Oh, and a torch.