King

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Just to further confuse things, sometimes what appears to be a King is actually a Queen.

A king is a dude, usually with a crown on his head who rules some kind of a land.

The following people are or were King of England:

• King Arthur
• King Novak Djokovic
• King Edward I
• King Edward VII
• King Edward VIII
• King George
• King George V
• King George VI
• King Kong
• King Leonidas I
• King Ralph
• King Tut

The following people are named King:

• Burger King
• Larry King
• Martin Luther King
• Rodney King
• Stephen King
• Nat King Cole
• Old King Cole

King Daley II, Benevolent Ruler of Chicago.

The following people are not named King:

• The King
• John Morganstein, King of Cape Breton
• King Biscuit
• King Crimson
• King Diamond
• King Dollar
• Kingfisher
• King Harkinian
• King of the Hill
• King of Hyrule
• King of Idiots
• King Jeremy the Wicked
• King of the Jews
• King Jimbo
• King Kullen
• The Lion King
• King of Pain
• King Of Rock And Roll

King of Tennis, Novak Djokovic

However, a lot of other people are not named King, either. Some of these have separate articles in UNCYCLOPEDIA. The rest do not.

See also

• Royalty