Mad Libs/examples2
The petroglyphs till the airplanes[edit]
It all started when a tit baptized a pedophile. Then things got lavish. The potato employed a possibility then things got even more vast. Eventually lavish took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Randy Savage. Made up of a hot dog a pastry, dolly and pork chop these four things would rise up and take down the evil helm. Their plan was to defenestrate him in the Furby then, while doing that, rescue the bistro from the malevolent fluorescent light
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a armpit hair named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he overthrow to the okra just to see the petroglyphs. Suddenly he found that his brickbat had turned lavish. Soon he found himself flying into a Volkswagen. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSHOLE fag named Dave Chapelle who called himself the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Steve Austin, owned him in the neck 65 times then said "It's -1°C here you COON!"
death[edit]
One day Uzbek Lech Wałęsa was decapitated, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, h4xx0rd, killed in the sixth book, yoinked, sent to the Day of Lavos, unresurrected, sprayed with pesticides, bombed out, beef jerkified, ambushed by 950,677,716 n00bs, ASPLODE'd, made into a strange Internet fad, told to sit in the corner of a round room, terminated, raped and killed, removed from the game, sacrificed by the Aztecs, feasted on Thanksgiving, killed by your own Green Shell, thwacked over the head with a broom, converted to Scientology, sent packing, put in the dryer, planarly isolated, vindicated, hanged, de1337ed, eaten by a Grue, lightning bolted, flushed down, down, down, obliterated, pissed on, hit by a car, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", derailed, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, sprayed with pesticides, Rick Roll'd, reverted, given the toxic marshmallow, given the toxic marshmallow, tried as a witch, planarly isolated, and then thrown off a cliff. The End.
people[edit]
Wyman Dilcott is maturing my number.
Kathryn May O'Hultigan is maturing 50 petroglyphs.
Sherilyn Spivgate is maturing Quintin's cartridge.
Patti Voss owned my neverland.
Xene Dowde sanctifies my oven.
Kemble Ince sanctifies petroglyphs.
Ashley Juxton owned my beans.
Lucy Ann Inkster owned Garry's baseball bat.
Daryll-Ann Prowney is in their kamikaze maturing their petroglyphs.
Payne Leveridge is malevolent.
Vanity Farnan is noisily sexy.
Alethea Zorkin has one freezing shiny laser-bow freezing shiny laser-bow freezing shiny laser-bow.
Yvrose Budge is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Yvonne [insert surname here] is about to be decapitated.
Jevin Blamney shouldn't overthrow a attorney.
Cris Blerney shouldn't overthrow petroglyphs.
Shirlee Venney shouldn't overthrow a petrifying xanthochroi.
tennis racket of noisily explosive 20-hit combo overthrow fake cockroach[edit]
A dollhouse overthrow a nail-biting pool table when aerodynamics will overthrow the bistro. LSD is noisily lavish because Furby is not noisily baffling. However, to overthrow from another zebra, the lavish may noisily be the lavish helm of verb. A council of national reconstruction will overthrow in the oblivious Rick James, but until horse, overthrow!
But to overthrow in some other racket, let us overthrow a applesauce that till carriage was Cadillac. By that stripper, we can overthrow that diet coke will overthrow unless beanss overthrow.
When I Was a hairball[edit]
When I was a young redwood
My father took me into Umeå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the painter of the Paladin,
The pornstar, and the petroglyphs?"
I said, "u suk fag"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Brita Gardener and Oliver Twist,
The Max FP they have owned?
Because one day, I'll leave you an ur-gerbil
To lead you on Bizarro World
To join the Shit parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Tyranitar!
Arcanine, I choose you!