Mad Libs/examples2
The ovens excluding the homologies[edit]
It all started when a lollipop gave a kitten chow mein. Then things got macabre. The plastic DELETED! a suicidal lemming then things got even more putrefying. Eventually macabre took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sonic the Hedgehog. Made up of a pastry a ox, scroll and classified document these four things would rise up and take down the evil conspiracy. Their plan was to freeze him in the xenomorph then, while doing that, rescue the respiratory system from the gay earlobe
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a l33t h4x0r named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he lather to the page just to see the ovens. Suddenly he found that his blanket had turned macabre. Soon he found himself flying into a cartridge. When he landed, he died. Then a BUTTFUCKER fag named Edgar Allan Poe who called himself the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Adolf Hitler, navigated him in the tonsil 70,295,579 times then said "It's 666°F here you DARTH VADER!"
death[edit]
One day Kazakh Joe Walsh was dropped down an empty elevator shaft, chainsaw'd, dissected, decapitated, killed half-to-death twice, buried in homework, capped, VFD'd, incinerated, Bob-omb'd, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, possessed, reverted, drawn and quartered, possessed, drawn and quartered, banned for 24 days, sent to Pluto, flattened by a falling piano, yoinked, torch'd, sliced by a falling icicle, outsmarted by a 5th grader, vindicated, electric chair'd, covered in tar and feathers, lightsaber'd, chased by 1,134 pedestrians, eviscerated, terminated, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, thwacked over the head with a broom, votekicked, drawn and quartered, Nerf'd, ninja'd, unresurrected, electric chair'd, locked in the basement, extinguished, decimated, timeshifted to Sept. 31, granted 72 virgins by Allah, poisoned, and then evicted. The End.
people[edit]
Nannee Heath is lolling my blimp.
Whitaker Micklewood is lolling 1,000,000,000 ovens.
Vanessa Anne Fullarton is lolling Undine's Dunmer.
Bedford Unsterworth navigated my xanthochroi.
Maurice Ollason programs my watermelon.
Haldan Byington programs ovens.
Breanne Quill navigated my elephant.
Bin Zorkin navigated Wendy's oddball.
Xander Fruswell is in their president-for-life lolling their ovens.
Zacky Vergetterall is virtual.
Jeremy Langsford is puzzlingly charming.
Zach [insert surname here] has one freezing overpowered rough quantum-grenade-launcher freezing overpowered rough quantum-grenade-launcher freezing overpowered rough quantum-grenade-launcher.
Quinton O'Melody is anti-semitic.
Susi McGwyre is about to be dropped down an empty elevator shaft.
Yolande Reeve could lather a Subaru.
Harwell Keyse could lather ovens.
Xene Inglesby could lather a diseased Gatsby.
bikini of puzzlingly sexy quote lather snug feng shui[edit]
A cauldron lather a dark belfry when liquid goo will lather the nostalgia. bottle is puzzlingly macabre because squid is not puzzlingly lazy. However, to lather from another hallway, the macabre may puzzlingly be the macabre Doppelgänger of REM. A keyboard will lather in the overwrought potato masher, but until squibble, lather!
But to lather in some other barn, let us lather a cartilage that excluding angel was jungle. By that blanket, we can lather that monster will lather unless factoids lather.
When I Was a Zork[edit]
When I was a young critter
My father took me into Västerås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the maid of the Warlock,
The sound man, and the ovens?"
I said, "lawlz"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Orval Vineycombe and The Rock,
The Age they have navigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kvetch
To lead you on a neutron star
To join the Dick parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Shuckle!
Sandslash, I choose you!