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Possum Trot municipal center, before the latest municipal renaming. "There lie working lavatories!"

Possum Trot is a city in the U.S. state of Tennessee, formerly known as Sootyburg, thence Coal Creek, thence Lake City, thence Rocky Top, the citizenry repeatedly induced to rename their municipality to capture a few more flatlander tourist dollars, typically on the strength of a popular music song that they could argue referred to them.

Alas, "Rocky Top" was a flash-in-the-pan and never seriously induced anyone with money to ply the backwoods of the Eastern Grand Division of the Volunteer State. However, then the duo of Fluff and Scruff recorded their hit single "Possum Trot", about the courtship rituals of the lowly opossum, a hillbilly variant of "Muskrat Love". Before long, a delegation came to City Hall with the latest request that the town be renamed. They had a DJ kit with them and played the refrain before the entire Council.

Possum Trot, you'll always be
'Home Sweet Home' to me!
Good ol' Possum Trot,
Possum Trot, Tennessee!

It took only a point of order and an (unsuccessful) quorum call and, dang me! the town done got renamed, again.

The song[edit]

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What the revenuers are lookin' to revenue.

Despite the single's upbeat tempo, it laments the loss of a way of life among the official state marsupial, though the real cause of the loss is the possum's signature tendency to have not as many nipples as offspring seeking same.

The singer longs for a place called "Possum Trot" where there is no "smoggy smoke" nor "telephone bills", the latter taken care of by prepaid "burner" cellphones. The singer reminisces about a love affair on Possum Trot with a woman "sweet as soda pop"; apocryphal, as it featured no fake pregnancy crises.

The song's second verse recalls two "strangers" (surely revenuers) going up to Possum Trot and somehow never coming back down, reflecting the conflict between moonshiners and revenue agents; also the conflict between residents and anyone with a high-school diploma.

In the final verse (which consists of just four lines, not unlike a typical house party in Possum Trot), the singer again longs for the "simple" life, likening life in the city to being "trapped like a duck in a pen," seemingly unaware that life in the namesake municipality would be like a duck in a coffee can.

The phrase[edit]

We are given to know that a "possum trot" is an open-air but covered atrium or breezeway in the ground floor of a house, a place to hang laundry when it's raining, or to "go outside" without leaving the house. The laundry is not affected by smoggy smoke, only by prying neighbors who want to know where all the stains are. The phrase appears in a new verse, after the second, in the 2019 remake of the song by the group Madness that aired on the Grand Ole Opry:

Ain't no possum trots up on Possum Trot,
Reckon they never will.

They's double-wides, though.

The municipality[edit]

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Possum Trot is a city in Anderson and Campbell Counties in the eastern part of Tennessee, northwest of Knoxville. The population was 1,781 at the 2010 census and, learning their lesson, a working majority would not come to the door to participate in the one in 2020.

In 2013, a business group proposed to operate a sewage treatment plant if the town changed its name to "Rocky Top" to take advantage of a Country & Western song of the same name. The owner of the copyright objected in court as a violation of Intellectual Property rights. However, the judge, who always bristled when someone used that "I-word", ruled that the municipality would sell few copies of the song and would not risk the owner's platinum status. The case went to appeal, and the most attractive option for the municipality was yet another name change, this time to "Possum Trot", and we don't need no f'kin' sewage plant, thank y'kindly.

Geography[edit]

Possum Trot is the last stop on Interstate 75 before yo put-near in Kentucky, and still have 145 miles (233 km) to go before Lexington. According to the census, Possum Trot is 98.78% white, and that is if you count not only the nonwhites as nonwhite but those self-identifying as it. Males had a median income of $25,469, versus $17,115 for females. However, to the ladies' credit, they do put out (if you can get past the tattoos). A full 32% of the population is below the poverty line, but the city's selling point is that no one is below the frost line.

Notable attractions in the vicinity of Possum Trot, for those not attracted to chain restaurants, are is the Norris Dam State Park. Possum Trot is the hometown of songwriter Dean Dillon and artist Catherine Wiley (1879-1958), neither of which are responsible for the song by which the community is now known.

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