Talk:Blowjob

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, may all your wishes come true!

Quotes

Do you agree with me on that the first three quotes are boring but the rest are funny? --Satirikern (talk) 08:55, May 30, 2013 (UTC)

I half agree with you. If you delete the first three, the article will have quotes from: Your Mom, You, and Captain Obvious. As the function of quotations is to imitate an encyclopedia and induce the reader to jump in, these generic quotes fail. Why not delete them all? See also our guidelines on initial quotations in articles. Spıke Ѧ 09:20 30-May-13

Clutter

There are too many images for the amount of text. Or not enough...

Keep the BK advert at all costs, but some of the other stuff... meh. The Phoenix GIF doesn't have any accompanying content, anyway. Maybe a walk-through of techniques following the Do's & Don't Do's section. We'll need someone with experience, though. *Ahem* Uh, what I meant was...

Regardless, if it's gonna include that sidebar, which is for some reason located at the end, it'll probably need most of the images on the left, which would be ugly and distracting.

Maybe it should be flagged for serious work.

And as for you, 87.244.129.136,

Excellent statya.Respekt author.

Why, thank you. I'm flattered.

TheCan (talk) 04:22, November 1, 2014 (UTC)