Talk:Ubuntu

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omg it'd be funny if you use this picture [[1]] and say something like "all three female ubuntu users" roffle

Well do that yourself then 81.178.221.170 18:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Somebody should update this for Dapper Drake. 81.178.221.170 18:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Och, balls. Now Edgy Eft is out we'll have to change it again... and "feisty beast" is in the pipelines. I wonder if that's a working title though...

Masturbating Monkey. That's brilliant!

omg this complicated linux crap is driving me nuts apparently Free > Usable in some people's minds The preceding unsigned comment was added by 165.173.126.114 (talk • contribs)

Doesn't Ubuntu mean...[edit]

... "I don't know how to install Debian, help!" ? ;P 72.138.179.83 19:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

coffee[edit]

you know how the forums have coffe beans? how bout 'ubuntu is a type of coffee tree, native to parts of africa, especially the southern regions. Ubuntu is the only known species to have survived zero gravity in space.' or something like that. I know it would need a lot of work, expanding, etc, but it could be funny.

Some of this sucks[edit]

Some parts of this article suck. Some jokes are more offensive than funny. I guess I have some work to do... meh. Please read this article before posting s***,

--MC707 03:08, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Super Ubuntu[edit]

Lolz, just found out there is also another fork (spoon?) called Super Ubuntu

Latest Release[edit]

// The information in this section is wrong. We're not at 'P' yet. This release is "Masturbating Monkey"

My bad didn't see that above. Please ignore. Although it is cleverer...

A lot of hostility, not a lot of funny[edit]

This article seems to just be sardonic for the sake of pure hatred. For instance, can someone show why Shuttleworth is evil for those of us not in the know.

I realize that these jibs are supposed to be there in the name satire, but I don't see the wrongs it's trying to right.

A little sublety might be nice as well.

Removed Tag[edit]

Fix tag removed. Anyone want to improve this in their own time? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:40, January 25, 2012 (UTC)