Where do you want to go today?
- To the bathroom! --Tepples 05:02, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
- To Nova Scotia! --PirateFaafy 16:26, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Can someone update the icon of Windows, Vista came out so don't be so outdated. And when you pick the new Windows icon, I recommend you to pick the one with the blue circle underneath.
im gonna change links colord t ostandard blue user:andersmusician
I updated the slogan to "Your Potential. Our Passion™"
126.96.36.199 03:34, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
The "hide" button works correctly!!! Or is irony????? Whaaat?!?!?!?
- It should come out to become worldwide. So I have also applied on Japanese Uncyclopedia. Thank you. --Ore tatieno 15:55, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Are you a dumbass?
yep cause ur reading this article.
Edit Marks added
You're welcome. 188.8.131.52 02:38, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Changes (2 minor, 2 major)
- Windows 8 article now linked
- No more buggy "at least we discovered the beta fish!"
- New Windows logo, "Microsoft Windows" text taken out and replaced with an image version (ergo, easier to update)
- Windows XP page was deleted, link has been taken down. Maybe someone could write a new article? (please remember the "funny and not stupid" rule, thanks)
and please do not put anymore fish jokes in! They are not funny.
I added a slogan to the template. You may now see "Abort, Retry, Fail?" --184.108.40.206 01:59, March 29, 2013 (UTC) DON'T HACK THIS, I USE MAC FOR GOODNESS SAKE
What's with the non-existant Windows XP page?
I've been looking around and "Windows XP" is nowhere to be seen in the code, yet a red link still exists! Is anyone able to explain this? The segment above says it was removed but it's clearly still there :\ Ihasakitler (talk) 12:22, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
- Not clear to me. I see no red (except for the intentional "correction") nor the letters "XP" (except once in "Explorer"). The link was removed after the article was deleted, as noted in the History. 14:47 7-Sep-13
I just made some tweaks to this template to try and get even closer to something like an "authentic" modern Windows "Metro-style" look. Basically, I made the template default to the Segoe UI font if the user's computer has it (which should basically be any Windows machine... but will fall back to sans-serif like before if not), and I also played a bit with font weights to more closely match what Microsoft uses for their headers. For reference, see the "Type Ramp" section of their Typography page. 01:20, May 4, 2017 (UTC)