UnNews:Kim Kardashian joins North Korea talks
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10 June 2018
SINGAPORE, Singapore – USA President Donald Trump has added Kim Kardashian to his team of Nuclear weapon experts in time for his meeting with North Korea's Kim Jong-un. She will be included in a team that now has Dennis Rodman, Kayne West and Alex Jones to calmly consider Trump's options for the meeting.
Trump's decision to exclude everyone else from his team was said to be 'Donald being Donald'. The president likes to 'keep the other guy shitting his pants' by being completely unpredictable. Kim Kardashian's reasons for supporting Trump were said to be related to an offer to film an edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Pyongyang.
We're going to have a win-win here, said Trump. I win if they give up their nukes, and I win again if North Korea has vanished off the map by next Thursday. We'll make an example of Rocket Man's mud hut economy as warning to other enemies in Canada, Mexico and CNN. Your time will come!
Trump will be without his wife Melania Trump. She is staying in Washington, D.C. to order the re-decoration of the nuclear bunker inside the White House.
Sources[edit]
- Staff "Trump in Singapore to meet Kim Jong-un". BBC, June 10, 2018