UnNews:Stephen Hawking updates his view on the origin of the universe

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4 September 2010

London, UK -- Noted British physicist and mathematician Stephen Hawking says, that after studying the laws of physics, he has come to the conclusion that:

A Wizard Didn't Do It

WOW! IT'S NOT FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!

Sources

• Michael Holden "God did not create the universe, says Hawking". Reuters, Sept 02, 2010

• Jennifer Quinn "Author Hawking Says God Not Needed for Creation". Associated Press, Sept 02, 2010