UnNews:Twitter's Agrawal is deposed
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| Twitter's Agrawal is deposed | 
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26 September 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Parag Agrawal has been deposed as Chief Executive of Twitter.
Confusion surrounds the deposition. Breitbart claims it occurred on Monday, when Twitter whistleblower Peiter Zatko blew his whistle, and that the deposition was "involuntary." However, CNN claims the act did not occur. "Sources...told CNN the dates...are not always the dates....the two sides appeared to be at odds." This would seem to be "fake news."
If Agrawal were deposed, the giant global hub for short, cryptic messages would be left leaderless against the acquisition attempt by Elon Musk. Only, Musk no longer wants Twitter. Musk has been trying to back out of the deal on the grounds that:
- Many more Twitter accounts than the company claimed are fake, 'bots, spammers, or simply never look at the ads.
- Twitter's former Head of Security disclosed unaddressed vulnerabilities.
- A janitor told Musk that the Chinese could easily gain access to the cafeteria, where they could steal trade secrets.
- The stock market is going to hell and it is no time to overpay for a company so that the per-share price can contain the number 4.20, wink wink.
And CNN reported that Musk also faced deposition, which would render Tesla and SpaceX without management. Analysts say the chances are remote that each deposed leader would try to seize control of the other's former companies.
Guerrillas at the Twitter executive suite say the junta known as Libs of Tik Tok took control of Twitter once Agrawal was deposed.
Sources[edit]
- Allum Bokhari "Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal Deposed in Legal War with Elon Musk". Breitbart, September 26, 2022
- Brian Fung, Clare Duffy and Donie O'Sullivan "Twitter CEO and Elon Musk depositions did not begin Monday". CNN, September 26, 2022