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Of God's many great blessings
Perhaps none is greater than that of friendship
A friend that sticks by you in thick and thin
A shoulder to cry on
A treasured companion in this journey we call life
Yes! I give thanks every day for my cherished friends
Except for Russell
That stupid fat fuck
We made the rule
We talked it over and made the rule
We said you let the other person have time to respawn
And not just camp out and attack them the second they come out
We said you have to wait at least 5 seconds
Perhaps count 5 apples or something
But that stupid fuck does not wait at all
Not even one apple
I can't even respawn
I hate that fucker Russell
Did I mention he was fat?
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