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NRV iPod
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Brand: NRV
Type: iPod
Description: NERVE!
Price: $79.99

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NRV Hat
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Brand: NRV
Type: Hat
Description: Relax the NeRVes in your brain and may your head be fixed by throwing away wearing this hat!
Color: Kawai
Price: $79.99

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NRV Special Edition EuroiPod
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Brand: NRV
Type: EuroiPod
Description: The NRV special Edition EuroiPod: get one free for every $150 you donate to Uncyclopedia!
Color: Blue and yellow
Price: FREE after $150 donation to Uncyclomedia foundation

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NRV Mousepad
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Brand: NRV
Type: Mousepad
Description: You know... like, if you happen to be on Uncyclopedia... and then you could like... look down and see that your mousepad looked like an NRV stamp... or whatever, I guess...
Color: White
Price: 7.99

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NRV Mug
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Brand: NRV
Type: Mug
Description: It'd be cooler if it was UnNews, but we don't have one of those yes.
Color: White
Price: 11.99

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