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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (history, logs)

Score: 13 Trifectas

Nominated by:

SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:35, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

For: 16
  1. For+nom. Another Metal Gear article penned by Guildy. Some people may abstain, even vote against, on the basis that MGS1 and MGS2 have already been featured just in the past few months, a view I certainly wouldn't agree with. The reasoning of which I run upon for yet again ignoring the PEE review request for this article, and just going straight to VFH is because the article still grasps it's own exclusive comedy material. Each of the games had their own humour that Kojima is responsible for and particularly in this article, Guildy wastes no time in taking advantage of the gameplay, storyline and characters introduced in MGS3. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:35, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
    Looks like another article is never going to be reviewed. *tear* Saberwolf116 01:41, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Because I wrote it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 02:52, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:25, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. --Docile hippopotamus 07:22, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. --CrabPope 11:20, 16 May 2009 (UTC)\
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per my review. Saberwolf116 14:58, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. For PARA-MEDIC Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:07, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. Ankh smite.png Damnit Guildy I hate you. Seriously, the Italian face paint was the only thing stopping me from punching you in the face. Icons-flag-it.png Don AAN.jpgOberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs Jenny Spy Revised Again.jpg Leprechaun army.jpg TMMAN.jpeg Missmurder.jpeg SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:14,16May,2009
  9. Weak For. I thought MGS 1 & 2 were better written, but that's no reason to undercut this article, as it is pretty nice in its own way. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:13, May 16
  10. For. Spang talk 00:48, 17 May 2009
  11. Strongly for. Ya gotta love nerds! --It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 04:21, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. per above. Mnb'z 16:43, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. Every single one of Guldy's MGS articles has been GOLD! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:44, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. For Nice Job --Saleenmustang.jpg fuentfue Saleenmustang.jpg My Talk : My Awards 18:48, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. Ankh smite.png voat change I likes it Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 06:55, May, 20 '09
  16. For Awesome!--Iwillkillyou333 00:00, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Against: 3
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Okay, now you're just getting lazy. IronLung 22:33, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
    No, getting lazy would be not writing a MGS3 article. —Sir Guildensternenstein 00:43, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    Touché. IronLung 04:05, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. I LIKE POOPING DO YOU LIKE POOPING TOO????. Way too short, no quotes, too many pictures for a short article, in all, a pretty damn mediocre article Fou-Lu 16:52, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    I wasn't aware that "no quotes" was a bad thing. Then again, I didn't know you existed until just now. —Sir Guildensternenstein 16:57, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. I personally have never played Metal Gear Solid 3, or any Metal Gear Solid etc, and we've had already two funny articles, this is just getting ridiculous! Admittedly, the stuff I recognise from other games (cut-scenes) etc was funny, but not the rest. Sorry! Nameable 19:06, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments:

YAY! reviewed! Saberwolf116 14:58, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. its good, but lacks originality. Looking forward to Metal Gear Solid "Pi" Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 06:17 May 17
    I do hope you plan on doing Guns of the Patriots, with Snake as an old guy. Icons-flag-it.png Don AAN.jpgOberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs Jenny Spy Revised Again.jpg Leprechaun army.jpg TMMAN.jpeg Missmurder.jpeg SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 12:47,17May,2009
    I haven't actually played all of MGS4 yet--I played it periodically at college on my friend's PS3. College is now over, so I won't be getting a chance to play that for quite a while. —Sir Guildensternenstein 16:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Just wondering: did anybody catch the stuff in white type at the end of the camouflage section? That ugly bit of white space isn't poor formating, just so you all know. —Sir Guildensternenstein 16:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    I had the impression as such, given the title of the section. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:27, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    College? I always pictured you as some old guy with a white beard and small glasses at the end of your wrinkled nose. Icons-flag-it.png Don AAN.jpgOberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs Jenny Spy Revised Again.jpg Leprechaun army.jpg TMMAN.jpeg Missmurder.jpeg SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:23,18May,2009
    College indeed. I'm 18 years old (I turn 19 in September for those of you who actually care), and just finished my freshman year. I'm majoring in History and English (hoping to get PhDs in one, if not both, at some point). —Sir Guildensternenstein 17:45, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.. Is it good or bad ? Does evil exist ?? So Guildy doesn't look like Colonel Sanders. I do actually and it has given me an idea..--Romartus 22:27, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Did everyone think I was some old guy? Did the fact that a good portion of my articles are about video games and D&D not give away the fact that I'm a teenaged nerd? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:19, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that, based on the scores of articles about obscure film makers, we assumed you were an emeritus professor of English who pretended to like videogames because such a hobby nicely intersects with your true passion, paedophilia. IronLung 00:59, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Ah, OK. I get that a lot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:53, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

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