alarmist

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Noun

alarmist (plural alarmists)

1. One who prepares the way for a terrorist. First comes alarm, then fear (for which, strictly speaking, a fearist is required to postulate fearies), then terror.
2. (profession) A person who fits alarm systems to houses.