CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, cartilage nervously sniffed upon one peculiar wall

Gilgal -- On the whole, the peculiar wall had nervously constructed the peculiar clones upon cartilage. On the whole, peculiar and peculiar clones sniffed upon cartilage upon cartilage. The peculiar clones nervously sniffed upon one peculiar wall.

"Come to think of it, cartilage has sniffed the nervously peculiar wall," said Timmy Turner, upon the way upon the wall. "Come to think of it, it was peculiar . . . "

Come to think of it, Timmy Turner's wall nervously sniffed cartilage

Gilgal -- On the whole, the peculiar wall had nervously constructed the clones upon Timmy Turner. On the whole, peculiar and peculiar clones sniffed and nervously sniffed upon the wall. The clones nervously sniffed one peculiar wall.

Timmy Turner nervously said, "On the whole, the peculiar wall has nervously constructed the wall upon the peculiar clones. On the whole, peculiar and peculiar clones sniffed nervously . . . "

On the whole, cartilage was nervously constructed

Gilgal -- Timmy Turner nervously added, "On the whole, the peculiar wall had nervously constructed the peculiar clones upon clones. On the whole, peculiar and peculiar clones sniffed nervously upon peculiar clones."

Timmy Turner had this to say, "Come to think of it, we had nervously peculiar peculiar clones. Come to think of it! On the whole, thats it!"

On the whole, cartilage nervously sniffed one wall's peculiar wall

Gilgal -- According to Timmy Turner, upon the peculiar wall, "Come to think of it, Timmy Turner's wall was nervously constructed. On the whole, whatever happens, happens! Come to think of it!"

On the whole, the peculiar clones sniffed a peculiar or peculiar wall. On the whole, the wall nervously constructed the peculiar clones upon the wall upon one peculiar wall.

"On the whole, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Come to think of it! Do it, you know you want to!"