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Dude, I just can't take a fucking sojourn anywhere. Like, WTF?
So there I was
and I fucking think
maybe I should take a sojourn, right? Like, to some badass place like Canada.
so I pulled out my
wallet and bought some plane tickets... and you know what happened? That's right. I nearly got raped by a fucking yak.
And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.
No, seriously. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Pages in category "My sojourn"
The following 30 pages are in this category, out of 30 total.
- That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel
- That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France
- That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
- That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London
- That time I accidentally nuked Hiroshima during my sojourn to Japan
- That time I accidentally took a sojourn in North Dakota during my sojourn in South Dakota
- That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
- That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia
- That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
- That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
- That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
- That time I took a sojourn to visit my friend Jim Freklowski
- That time I was attacked by my step-son during my sojourn in Peloponnese
- That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
- That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
- That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office
- That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole
- That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
- That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
- That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
- That time my ship was nearly sunken by some eldritch squid-headed horror during my sojourn in the Pacific Ocean
- That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet
- That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic
- That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night