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Is there any source of articles being read out loud?

Because we all know americans dont like to read.

~ NEZLR 20:24, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Although UnNews audios are more common, yes, articles are sometimes dubbed with an audio. Like UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, or Red light. Other articles, like scat, are just begging for one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:44, Apr 29

Don't forget Do NOT click any links! and the best read article of all time, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw.--<<>> 22:15, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Wait! We have audio now? What next? Text? Pictures? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:36, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

This is why we don't allow Americans on Uncyclopedia. They all get banned for having no sense of — OH, SHIT! (Dr. Skullthumper has been blocked indefinitely) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:52 Apr 29, 2008

Personally I pay my Butler to read the articles to me. If they are really funny I tip him for laughing on my behalf. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Is his name Jeeves? If his name is Jeeves, I will be quite pleased. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:44, Apr 29

I don't pay him to have a name, I mostly click my fingers. Its important to keep the paid help and lower classes in their place. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

M'Lord, m'Lady requests an audience in m'North wing. Hey, I gotta do something to pay my bills The help 23:26, 29 April 2008 (UTC)