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Hey guys, I got detention on thusday so won't be here. And don't write nobody cares (though some queer will probably do it now I've said it.)

-Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 18:44, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares. R 18:48, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares. —Sir Some Queer [TALK] [KUN] [18:48, 23 January 2007 (UTC)]

Nobody cares that nobody cares. What did you do, anyway? —Gnome  …MUN F@H 18:53, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Reason on DT slip: "Repeatedly causing disruption in class"

Actual: Muttering that the thing the teacher has put on the whiteboard is wrong.

-Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 18:59, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

But still, nobody cares. 19:03, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

MY GODDAMN BUGGY! HIJACKED BY LEVELERS! There, is that something better to say? --General Insineratehymn 21:48, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

BENSON SOLVES THE PROBLEM

JUST TELL BENSON THE NAME AND ADDRESS OF THIS "TEACHER". BENSON WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. AND REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T TRUST THE EDUCATION SYSTEM: THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FILL UP YOUR BRAIN SO YOU WON'T REMEMBER HOW TO HELP BENSON. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THEY'VE DECLARED BENSON A "THREAT TO FUNDUCATION"? AWYSNAYS, UE D'O'N'T KNEAD SKOOL TO B SMRTA. Benson 22:48, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Y'know that makes me feel better. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

"AWYSNAYS, UE D'O'N'T KNEAD SKOOL TO B SMRTA" no, but you need to go so you know how to spell though. --KWild 04:09, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Uh... I think that was the joke. So... yeah. I'm gonna go... over here... and... bagels.-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:37, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

AND THEY SAY BENSON HAS NO SENCE OF HUMOUR... MONEKY'S JUST HAVE A BAD SENCE OF BENSONTIVITY. EXCEPT BENSON'S FOLLOWERS; THEY SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. Benson 05:16, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Questioning the spelling of BENSONLISH is a bad idea. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 05:10, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

VERY BAD. Benson 05:16, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses mentioned bagels. Professor Benson, STM is teasing me! Make him stop! --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:20, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

The Chronicles of BENSON, Appendix B "And BENSON sent Seven Judges to the lands of Uncyclopedia, where they ruled with dignity, wisdom, and aesthetic sense. But Lo, the last of the judges was surely corrupt, and did place Callous Sanctions on He Who Was Here, and had furthermore Betrayed the BENSON as a threat to Funducation. And his peers, The One Who Shops Photos and The Diminutive did naught but engage in petty indifference. But Behold! The BENSON peereth down from his throne in the mountains of laziness, and Seeth that it is Ill. So he sendeth, postage permitting, a reprimanding Envoy to the Wayward Judge, and furthermore declareth Edumacation a crime throughout the lands. And He returneth to Pwning the Enemies of BENSONTIVITY, and all is right with the world once again, except for Iraq." In the name of the Holy BENSON, beat your brains out.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

(Above post edited for tense.) --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:18, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

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That's very good Alksub. Love the down with edumacation. "I've served my time in hell" and I'm now back to edit :)

-Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 09:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)