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Loveshade says every one of his articles are about bees.

Romartus has a picture of a dead bee as his profile.

Miley Spears was named a Loveshade sockpuppet.

Miley Spears nominated Romartus for Uncyclopedian of the month and Useless Gobshite of the Month. When "she's" not having "tiffs" with Romartus.

Loveshade has written about the Whigs, how they were the major party with the Democrats when Abraham Lincoln (AL) was elected.

Romartus wrote the feature article Whigs.

Loveshade writes a lot about Elvis being a SubGenius and about SubGenius Prarie Squids.

Romartus wrote the feathured article Augustus which features a squid called Elvis.

Loveshade wrote a lot about the RMS Titanic and the Olympics.

Romartus wrote RMS Olympic which talks about the Titanic.

Miley Spears writes a lot about conspiracies including the featured FM radio conspiracy.

Romartus wrote the featured Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy,

Loveshade writes Discordian stuff about how the Trojan War was started by Goddess Eris because of Helen of Troy.

Romartus wrote Helen of Troy, and notice how many times he sneaks in the word "love."

Loveshade loves using anagrams. And through his sockpuppet Johnny Shellburn he runs KerryThornley.com. Thornley co-wrote Principia Discordia as Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst.

Compare the name R-omar-tus to Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Omar art us?

So why would Romartus suddenly block his own sockpuppets Alden Loveshade, Miley Spears, and PlacidDingo? Because we outed those sockpuppets, that's why! He had to cut them off to save his own skin.

Romartus = Loveshade Black Enforcer (talk) 16:51, April 9, 2019 (UTC)

Black Enforcer is probably a sockpuppet of Loveshade. Romartus is personally known to me, as I met him in person when we both visited Wikia headquarters. Romartus loves history, and sexy English women who are of age. He was very unhappy when I made him watch an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras, which reminded me, by the way, of the time when I used to perform on stage as a ballerina in group dances when I was about 6. I remember clapping with the audience in a teddy ballerina costume when I was about 4, then being told by one of my peers not to. I found out later from my husband why someone might not like that show, and have never watched it again, once I was informed of the reason. I guess I have been quite naive, as I grew up largely overprotected. And I know the reason Romartus blocked the sockpuppets quite well, thank you, and if he had not done so, I would have several hours later once I found out about the issue. Conclusion: Black Enforcer is yet another sockpuppet, created to try to create confusion and murk the waters. Shows up out of nowhere, and complains about actions towards an individual he should know nothing about. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:16, April 9, 2019 (UTC)
None of those people are Loveshade except Loveshade. Jake called.
"He was very unhappy when I made him watch an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras" sounds a bit of "me thinks thou dost protest too much" though. Devil Details (talk) 20:37, April 9, 2019 (UTC)
And once again, we have another "bystander" who has never contributed anything here contributed one VFD-worthy article in March, never voted on the fate of this wiki, but wants to add their protest to the discussion. Suspicious much? I smell another sock. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:23, April 10, 2019 (UTC)

Loveshade's Reply

Loveshade's official reply can be found here: http://blog.loveshade.org/ Simsilikesims

My response to this is: You knew our policy on sockpuppetry. If anyone isn't a sockpuppet but is banned, we apologize, but the evidence was there. 20th and 21st century norms are the way things are now, and violation of the law is violation of the law, and must be acted on. You know how to contact us. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 15:01, April 11, 2019 (UTC)
Since there will probably be more posts on this blog in the future, here's a permanent link, and here's an archived version. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 01:34 13 April 2019