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ApeOnThursdays and a few other gents and I went into #wikipedia demanding their immediate unconditional surrender to #uncyclopedia. After a ban from that channel, I called the Wikimedia Foundation to get a hold of Jimbo Wales. Some guy called me back today and their business development team would like to see our convincing PowerPoint titled "Six-Point Plan for Great Successfulness" to further persuade Wikipedia to surrender its content, moneys, and women to Uncyclopedia. I wish I was joking, but the guy I talked to sounded really interested in having his website "usurped" (they kept calling it a "merger") by Uncyclopedia. Who is interested in helping me with this feat? --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:42, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I am. Shall we make the presentation hilariously bad? 86.42.5.153 04:10, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

The above comment was me. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 04:14, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I think we shall. First we'll need to come up with our six points. I've got a few ideas, too. Point one: MORE PORN. Accurate content is great and all that, but nude women are what really bag you the visitors. (See abstinence for details) Point two: MORE EXPLOSIONS. It works for Michael Bay movies and it will work for websites. If it goes boom, it's gonna get page views. Point three: LESS FACTS. Former president Ronald Reagan once said that "facts are stupid things." Does Wikipedia want to be seen as a stupid website? I think not! So just ix-nay a few acts-fay, and you'll boost Wikipedia's edibility-cray. And that's just a start. Surely someone else has more points, perhaps 4 or 5 more so we can have 7 or 8 points in our 6 point plan? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:59, Aug 18

Less history. Most of it is bunk, anyway, and most of what remains is about dead people. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:02, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'm starting work on a title page and template which I will upload later. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 13:03, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

What if we had MORE GAY too? Then we'll show racial diversity and stuff. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 15:02, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

The fifth point would have to be MORE RACIST or MORE NAZI. That way we can show Wikipedia how "expressful" we are. NIGGER NAZI BITCH!--Almost Sir Random Crap

Point six: Rolling, cause ecstasy is all the kids care about nowadays. Also, ya need some necrophilia (if it hasn't already been mentioned). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:47, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Also needs more anal. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:16, 18 Aug

You're still a Cub Scout? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:28, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

We also need more random sexual fetishes. --Mn-z 16:02, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Check this out bitches!

Check this out bitches. Did I say that already? -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 15:05, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I saw it earlier when it was just a title slide. Is it still just a title slide? If so, more slides would be a good step forward in my opinion. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:11, Aug 18

No, theres ten slides now. Download it. Now! -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 21:44, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

It oozes class. But we need to add more pizazz. If there's one thing I learned at business school, it's that I never went to business school, but if there's two things, the second would definitely be that you always need more pizazz. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:59, Aug 18

By "pizzazz", do you mean Tits and Explosions? -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 22:06, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Tits and explosions? My, I don't think any Wikipedia user even looked at them before. To Wikipedia, "pizzazz" is witty word play, my boy!--Almost Sir Random Crap

Quiet you. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 22:10, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, master. Who shouldn't even fucking exist today.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Anyways, back on track: Pizazz. Could you possibly add a slide for that? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:58, Aug 19

Ok, but then it will be a seven point plan. Unless I replace the "..." -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 01:23, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I know what to do. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 01:25, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

There's nothing wrong with having seven points in our six point plan. You should know this. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:59, Aug 19

Perfect ! A Six Point Plan with Seven Points !! One is of course sitting on the bench as a substitute/blood replacment/offense/defense option...etc..etc..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:32, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

It requires some sort of powerpoint application on ones computer. One does not have this.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 09:14, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

You can get the entire office suite here. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 12:15, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Pizzazz has been added, enjoy. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 14:09, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Can somebody, for the love of fuck, convert this to a .ppt or a file format that a computer on planet Earth can read? --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 17:26, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, gimme 10 mins to do it. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 19:14, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Done, there should be a ppt at the same link. Get Open Office and stop being a corporate tool. -- egregious Ape (revolve) (Riot Porn) 19:28, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Wow. How could they say no to that?!?! --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 19:31, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Agreed. Tis amazing! I'll be sending it to them soon. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 21:19, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi there, Clippy says you must be using MS-Office. Sun has a fix for that to make MS-Office support the ODF formats available as an add-on. Try OpenDocument all of the cool kids are doing it this summer. Since Microsoft got sued for violating an XML document patent Microsoft was ordered to stop selling MS-Word and now the DOCX aka OpenXML format that Microsoft tried to push on the ISO is a big fail, and Sun/IBM/FOSS's ODF OpenDocument format has won. Since the ODF format is open source, many Wikis are opting to use it in place of DOCX and PPT files, etc. Join us, do! Also consider switching to OpenOffice.Org or at least IBM Lotus Symphony which is based on OpenOffice.Org but has the cool sounding IBM/Lotus name behind it. More fun than the closed source DOCX format anyway, as all of the hot women only date the men that use ODF these days and dump those who dare use DOCX. At least according to Richard Stallman, the babe magnet. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Suggestion: it needs a lens flare.--<<>> 23:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

And one in 3D (but you misplaced the 3D glasses). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:31, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Ten Gallon Hat!

We can't even get our own URL fuckery fixed and now we're taking over Wikipedia? The cart goes behind the horses, you enterprising bunch of rapscallions! --THINKER 05:07, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

The URL will change from uncyclopedia.wikia.com to uncyclopedia.wikipedia.org and at least the three ads at the bottom of the screen will go away. People will then be able to donate to the Uncyclopedia part of Wikipedia. On the down side the Wikipedia admins will keep wanting more citations and will remove any non-factual information in our articles. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:04, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

So, on the plus side, we get to take money from Jimbo. On the minus side, Jimbo'll vandalize us. Hmm... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:50, Aug 22

Woah so we are merging with Wikipedia? 96.246.240.250 20:47, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

pssst... over here.... think about what site you are on before you believe anything. I'd have to see it to believe it, and even then I'd have doubts.... -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

WIKIPEDIA WILL BOW BEFORE US. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:09, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Tell Wikimedia what you think

Go here and tell those bastards what's good for them. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:28, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

You forgot to link to the powerpoint. How are the knuckleheads at Wikimedia going to see the presentation without a link? Hmmmm? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:22, Aug 22

Thank you. I can already smell the merger. Or are those muffins? Who knows? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:19, Aug 23

Don't know, but those muffins are going to go down well with all that OJ. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 21:21, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I am proud to say that I had nothing to do with any of this. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:10, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Now you do! Ha! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:22, Aug 23

This is how we'll get our domain back!

Just think about it! With Wikipedia under Uncyclopedian rule, we'll hold the ultimate trump card! Our Wikia overlords will have no choice but to accept our dominion. One Uncyclopedia to rule them all! MUAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:48, 27 August 2009 (UTC)