North Korea and weapons of mass destruction

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“If the US tries to attack us with their puny guns, we will rain hell and fury on them like never before. That's right, we will launch our nuclear weapons!”

~ At the back of a propaganda postcard

“I have a red button which activates all nuclear missiles to the US imperialists! No joke!”

~ Kim Jong-un

North Korea's nuclear weapons are the only possible weapons thus far besides its strong and powerful army, to defend the nation as we know as North Korea. Nuclear weapons in North Korea has existed as long as the Soviet's, the Chinese, and the Alaskans have it. The first batch of nuclear weapons given to North Korea, according to records, is Stalin's birthday present to comrade Kim Il Sung.

Existence of such weapons[edit]

However, as much as North Korea claims to have nuclear weapons, satellite images show that these missiles may be faked, and are smaller than we thought. After all, how did North Korea managed to buy them when all the money has been gone to the building of the villas? Nevertheless, the people choose the believe in this hoax, and the North Koreans always use this to bargain for stuff they needed without compromising the regime.

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