Korea

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Korea (North Korean: 조선; South Korean: 한국) is a name that refers to two countries that are sharing the landmass of the Korean Peninsula bordered by China to the northwest, Russia to the northeast, and separated from Japan by the Korea Strait and the Sea of Japan. This is because of partition since the three-hour Korean War. Partition worked fine for King Solomon (who, you'll recall, only made a proposal that he never had to carry out). It did not work for Korea, nor Germany, Vietnam, or Yemen; and left something to be desired even for the Carolinas and the Dakotas.

Anyway, by Korea, you mean either Good Korea (좋은 조선) or Bad Korea (나쁜 조선). In order to deliver you to the correct Uncyclopedia article, please indicate:


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Are you from a democratic Western nation, such as the United States, or practising cultural or economic imperialism? Are you perhaps looking to expand sales for your enterprise, in the business of manufacturing pornography or original automobile parts? If so...

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Or are you from a member of the Axis of Evil, a Communist country, a country run by a single family or a personality cult? Are you seeking help destabilizing a democracy or shaking down some foreign aid? Are you in the market for plutonium or perhaps an intercontinental delivery vehicle? Are you looking for a country still standing in the midst of famines? If so...

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See Also[edit]

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