Plus-size model
A plus-size model not to be mistaken for a sumo wrestler, whale, pig, cow, or a hippo. It is a model that is fat.
The Mind Of A Plus-Sized Model[edit]
They constantly try to convince themselves that being fat is somehow attractive while even they know that is a lie they tell themselves most of them even themselves are attracted to slimmer men but due to their egocentrism they think it is okay to be hypocritical
Species[edit]
There are many species of plus-sized models the worst being nude models and hippo furries
Diet[edit]
Their diet consists of mostly fast food and sometimes fad diets and parasites they use to try and get rid of their hopeless obesity alas they are still here being plus-sized models because no matter what fad diet or parasite they try they can still barely touch a salad.
Does The World Revolve Around Them?[edit]
A lot of them must think the world revolves around them, but they may be right considering their weight the world might slightly revolve around them.
Fatphobia[edit]
A lot of people who see this might accuse us of fatphobia we sadly don't care.
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Other types of Plus-size models[edit]
Many hobby shops stock either — or if you're lucky; both — plastic and wooden model kits. These could be cars, planes, people, or anything really. 90% of the time, these models are 1:1 scale and at the most no bigger than 30cm. However, if you're in the know, you can tell the cashier the secret passcode; "I would like a plus-size model please, do you have any in stock?". The cashier, whether or not if he (or she) is in the know themselves, will say either "yes" or "no". If the answer is "yes", then he (or she) will lead you to a section of the store that has the plus-size models that you can pick from and then purchase. These plus-size models can range from anywhere from 60cm to 2m.