Talk:Martha Stewart

Brilliant, utterly brilliant --Machinecurse 11:15, 14 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Methinks Re-Write

Anyone else hear that voice in their head saying rewrite --Moneke 08:41, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

The original article was this; not great but tolerable. Subsequent unfunny additions turned the page into rubbish. Carlb (talk) 11:50, 4 August 2019 (UTC)

You have turned the article toward ImClone, that is, "about something." The original was about cross-dressing and rape fantasy. You should make the entire article "about something" and feel no need to keep the original themes. Spıke 🎙️14:13 4-Aug-19

Caption of Martha with an umbrella

I think this should imply more violence, like "Martha Stewart murdering a protestor with her umbrella". Aah. It's Not Funny because it's Not True. Myocardialinfarction 23:16, October 18, 2009 (UTC)