Talk:The Art of War

We have no article on The Art of War, and we seem never to have had a good one. To set out to discuss this classic and proceed to discussing dentistry instead would be real live comedy. But to create an article at "The Art of Dentistry" would be another case where Uncyclopedia forces the reader to guess the punch line in order to read the joke. So I recommend you rename it. Spıke Ѧ 16:51 20-Sep-13

OK. Maybe I should rename it the "Art of War" then or "Dentistry." Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)

We have neither. It just depends on which theme you want to hew the closest to. If you wish to write about the oral pain that induced Sun-Tze to abandon his interest in war, it is the former. Portraying dentistry as an art is less promising; much of my dentist's work is art. Though a lot of it feels like war. Spıke Ѧ 17:03 20-Sep-13

I want the joke to be that dentistry has the same properties of war. I didn't really want to write an article specifically about the book but the whole concept of the art of War (or dentistry as the joke is) in general. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:08, September 20, 2013 (UTC)