UnNews:Biden emails reminder that allegations don’t bury themselves

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30 April 2020

This reporter received an email personally signed by Biden (pictured), but people around him know the real truth and will help the Presidential candidate in any way they can.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Urging supporters to help out as much as they can, the Joe Biden presidential campaign sent a fundraising email on Thursday reminding everybody that sexual assault allegations don’t bury themselves.

“Now, more than ever, the Biden campaign needs your support in sweeping this under the rug,” read the email in part, calling on each and every Biden supporter to do their part in defeating Donald Trump by looking the other way.

“We’ll be honest: this isn’t going to be cheap. It’s not just going away like we thought it would. We know it seems like we can coast off the media suppressing the story, but there’s a lot of important work to be done behind the scenes to ensure these accusations never see the light of day. These sexual assault allegations have already broken through to The Washington Post, and if we don’t meet our fundraising goal by midnight tonight, it could be front page news tomorrow.” the email added.

The email added that if supporters donated $25 or more, the campaign would express their thanks by sending them a free “Allegations? What Allegations?” bumper sticker. Donations of $50 or more will see the campaign arrange for Mr Biden to visit the donor's children personally for a meet and greet.


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