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UnNews:I have taken hostages (history, logs)

Score: 12 Hostages slapped, then killed

Nominated by:

Sonic80

For: 12
  1. For because it is funny and stuff... --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 18:13, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For! A smidge meta, but made me chuckle most heartily. Now, to comply with the guy's demands... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Aug 10
  3. For each against vote one hostage will be shot. For each for vote, a hostage will be given chocolate, then shot. -- implosive Ape (adhere) (Riot Porn) 22:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:22, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. For   Le Cejak <2:21, 11 Aug 2008>
  6. Sure --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:49, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. /me shoots Ape in the head. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  8. For killing Enya. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:27, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For! Particularly for smacking that hostage with a cluebat. And maybe for writing a great article. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? Icons-flag-nz.png 20:40, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  10. For I like hostages... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:01, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. For. Hope they televise the siege. Particularly the bit where the building gets stormed and several hostages die in the crossfire. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:08, Aug 12
  12. For. Hope it's not too late to vote! Loved it. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:28, Aug 13
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