QAnon

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The key is to remain in the shadows and rely on exploding briefcases.

QAnon knows everything that we see as real is really fake. What seems isn't, and what isn't, is. Look into in the darkest shadows and the deepest rabbit holes. Q is the "Quelle," the source of truth. Only those who choose to be blind will not see what is front of them. Reach out and grasp it, hug it. Q knows it. Embrace. They are not one but many, whose numbers will increase incrementally before the scales fall away and Q's revelations are acknowledged as the new reality.

I see you mock. You laugh. Point fingers. Did not others before QAnon face ridicule as they carried their burden to Calvary? And where are they now? Q has all the true answers. All else is phantom. Their numbers are legion. It is not one individual but a shared creed. Our faces can be seen in the crowd. That is us and it is also you and me and them. Bravery is required.

Down the Rabbit Hole[edit]

How the Powers That Be control our government like marionettes.

More laughter. I COULD WRITE THE REST OF THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS but I am not mad. The true insanity is not recognizing that QAnon is a hero. All of them are heroes. Are they one or many? It is not important. All have a pizza slice of the truth, wrapped in a paper towel that has been thrown to them in Puerto Rico. Relief. Honesty. That's where this is going. Be afraid, Deep State. It's coming. It's comin' atcha'...it's comin..oh.tissues...tissues..issues.

Those priests of the New World Order, the Clintons, Muellers, Comeys, and Colberts. They know what we say is the truth. Our cause already has its martyrs. Alex Jones — so cruelly silenced, his work now existing only on YouTube as twisted memes and sick parodies. Like those who persecuted the truth-tellers of the past, their work can only be read by deciphering the insults from their enemies. Jones's digital frog-tongue has been silenced for now, submerged in water that turned it queer. Q cannot be closed off that way because we are the many and we are patriots.

NOW THE FIRST ONE HAS DIED. The Elite kill their own. Jeffrey Epstein. The P-Ring protect themselves. But we have their numbers, we are patient of those who are Q.

Trust the Plan[edit]

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Our President is building a wall around them all. They won't get out. The word will... people think the 2020 election is settled, but the last chapter has not been written. No matter in what year you read this. We still have cards to play:

  • Rep. Greene (Q-GA) will hold hearings in the House and get the truth out
  • The military will still obey the true, lawful Commander-in-Chief
  • A court in Maricopa County, Arizona is finally going to look at the evil done by the foreign-made voting machines
  • There is always The Rapture, as the Lord returns to Earth to wreak vengeance.

But first, I need to speak to my people. Those people. The We-We People. I have my big Q sign, my horned fur headdress, my red-white-and-blue war paint, my six-foot-high spear with an American flag below the blade. I am going to march on the Capitol! I am...

Donnie? Are you still not dressed yet?? Come downstairs and have breakfast. I need to clean your room.

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