“Racist? The only white thing ahead of me is the finish line, shazamm!”
Racism is the world's second most widespread disease, after homosexuality and before liberalism. Thanks to liberals, the fundamental tenet of racism is that white people suck donkey balls and are responsible for everything wrong with in the world, while other races get off scot-free for doing bad things. The DSM-5 defines a racist as anyone who isn't aroused by either Halle Berry or Dwayne Johnson, noting that the condition has nearly been eradicated in America through the populations exposure to sexy music videos featuring singers and dancers with hot globular asses from around the world.
Historically, whites have referred to those of other races by different colors. The dark brown people are black, the deeply tanned are red, the not quite as pale but certainly still rather pale are yellow, Jews are blue, Arabs are purple, Mexicans are pink, and so on and so forth.  Those named after primary colors are considered better than those named for mixed colors. White is best, because it is pure. White people are colored. The color white is combination of all colors, both primary and secondary. Like monkeys. Monkeys are all the colors too. Like gold. Whites have gold hair. Serengeti monkeys have gold hair too. Pure gold. That is soooo weird! Black sucks. It is the absence of all colors. So black people are not colored at all, but whites are all colors. Weird!
As of 1964, racism in any form is prohibited by federal, national and international law. This would be a good thing, if not for the liberals, racist blacks, and Jewish/Zionist supremacists who use the race card as a cover for black-on-black crime and the New World Order's devouring of America. Since blacks are so out-of-control, the United States government continues to classify their citizens by race, ethnicity or national origin.
“Judge not your neighbour by creed, colour, or religion. Judge him not on the atrocities or good deeds his country has done. Judge him on how much of an asswipe he is, and to each man an equal chance to prove himself.”
Racists hold the viewpoint that a man's color is innate and cannot be changed. Among those who argue this position is the famous scientist Richard Dawkins, the inventor of the theory of evolution along with Alfred Russel "Crowe" Wallace and France, who say that if black people were meant to be humans, and not monkeys, that either: God would have made them white, or they would've evolved into white skin. It should be noted that Michael Jackson proved this theory wrong, by changing his color and gender in one fell swoop.
Most non-racists claim that a man's race is a social construct. They cite the existence of races such as Formula 1, Formula Indy, and the Boston Marathon, saying that these sorts of races are clearly societal creations and thus all other races are too. Michael Jackson, on the other hand, claims that race is a cosmetic structure because a man can change his color if he has the right bleaches and dye. In certain cultures, racism is the only taboo remaining, while things like murder are completely acceptable.
Whether God is to blame for black people is one of the biggest debates in the liberal racist community. A third alternative, "intelligent design", has emerged, but the whole "intelligent" concept was already rejected by racists long ago. Intelligence tests always give racist results, so the fair and socially conscious individual must conclude that intelligence doesn't exist.
From the beginning of time up until recently, the logic of racism centered on the lemma that, as God is white, and God is fair, all non-whites should have chosen to be white. Recently, liberals have stopped directing there ire towards black people and instead have begun criticizing white people for doing nothing at all.
How to spot a racist
“I'm not racist. I own a color T.V.”
All racists are typically white, and all white people are racist. Attributes of racist people include owning a laborador, eating bland food, and having an inability to dance. Most honkey-ass crackerhead redneck limey racists tend to talk in posh accents about stuff they've read somewhere in magazines like Reader's Digest, or some other typical kind of crappy middle-class pasty-faced emulsion-head publication that you'd expect from this rap-dodging monoculture of encyclopedia-reading white cunts.
The earliest forms of racists are traced back to the neolithic culture of the bronze-age, but other forms of albino-assed charlies include Celts, Indo-Europeans, and Samis. Early in the colonization of Europe, a bunch of dutchy Fenian gin-jockey round-eye Sassanach racists spread into Scandinavia, Britain, and Russia], where they continued to thrive on their boring pommy cuisine until they ran out of neanderthals to be racist to and had to start their stupid gubba empires across the world to find people to be racist to, because that's the only thing dumb jock krauty white people are capable of doing - being racist, and making sausages.
Racists like to wear suits, but can also be seen wearing blue jeans (e.g. the rock band Status Quo), or having sex with plumbers in "grumble flicks." Sometimes porno movies can contain non-racists, but all racists don't like watching porn containing non-racists. This type of pornography is called "interracial porn", i.e. a racist having sex with a non-racist.
Racial supremacy is the belief that one race is better or worse than another. Of course, races are better and worse than each other in particular areas; for example, black people are good at basketball and running, while Asians prefer the martial arts and whites prefer swimming. Racial supremacy, however, concerns the goodness or badness of races in general - that is, that some races are simply better overall. The most common form of this is white supremacy. This is projected by movements such as the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, and polar bears.
Contrary to what CNN or MSNBC may tell you, black supremacy does indeed exist. It is based on the foolhardy idea that black people are better than others, which is completely and totally false. This is projected by Rastas, Black Panthers, and other big cats, charlatans, and self-hating whites such as Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, Baraq Hussein Osama, Jesse Jackson, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Slick Willie Blythe, and Al Gore.
A close ally of black supremacy is Jewish supremacy. Jewish supremacists absolutely despise whites, and use the liberal media and Illuminati to get everyone to hate white as well. They use puppets like Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian to lull whites into a false sense of security. They want to start a New World Order. They have helped Rothschild bankers, Israel, Zionists, and the Mossad take over our once-glorious nation. It is predicted that by the year 2050, if Jewish supremacists don't let up, there will be no white people left in North America, Europe, Australia, or New Zealand. "What is this?" you may ask. Well, my friend, this is genocide.
Anyways. Intelligence could, in an ideal world, be used to define superiority, in which case Jews and Muslims would in fact take over the world. Sport is, of course, meaningless, as you all know, as users of this website.
In the early 2000s, the message about racism just wasn't getting through in the United Kingdom. Since the Tories had nothing better to do as they weren’t running their country, they decided to air all the nations’ racism in one place and thus Big Brother was born. The concept was derived from a Dutch television show, where several ordinary/ugly attention-seeking extroverts were thrown into a house and left to fend for themselves while the nation watched. The British public rejected the show as it didn’t mock minorities enough by simply having average members from each section of society. In each new series, more and more ideas were dreamt up in an attempt to improve the viewing figures. Some of the best ideas included:
- The introduction of the lion-taming task.
- Spunk on the biscuit.
- Time traveling tasks with Keanu "The Matrix" Reeves, and Bill S. Preston Esquire.
Racism, although inspired by the writings of the likes of Socrates, Caligula, and Malcolm X, was originally founded by a joint effort between William Jennings Bryan of the "God Is White and Everyone Else Can Go to Hell Fundamentalist Federation" and Clarence Darrow of the "Everyone is Less Evolved than Me and Should be Ethnically Cleansed Alliance." This union would later be known as the Scopes Peace Accords.
Throughout the 1800s, racists often compared black people to chimpanzees. A field guide was issued to Democrat liberal slave masters to stop them from getting the two mixed-up.
Racism was abolished in 1964 by diligent, hardworking Republicans. Ever since that year, Democrat African Americans have always referred to their opponent as a "racist" during heated debates. This is called "playing the race card." Legend has it that Martin Luther King Jr. used this card while writing his speech, I Have a Dream. Whether the debate is about race or not, playing the race card on your Conservative opponent will result in your automatic winning the debate. The following debate illustrates this point:
- BUSH: That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that to fully integrate the existing infrastructure into the new plan, we need to do some serious thinking.
- REV. AL SHARPTON: RACIST!!!
- [End of Transcript]
2000s and 2010s
When George W. Bush was president, Kayne West made a brash statement that Bush "didn't care about black people." The consequence was the 2008 election of Barack Obama, (the first "black" president). The World Health Organization declared that the presidents election had officially eliminated racism from America that day and the concept was instead adapted as an excuse for minorities to steal, kill, and rob from honest white folk. Racism is now defined as a mental disorder and crime almost as troubling as being straight. Any negative comment made towards any non-white person is now defined as racism. Racists are required to serve four years in communist reeducation camps as well as undergo regular psychiatric evaluations and are required to register and inform their neighbors they are a racist in order to protect any children of a different skin tone from them. Police officers found guilty of racism against minority youth were viewed as a danger to the community and were frequently chemically castrated. From 2008-2016 the only racism in America existed as laboratory samples stored as biohazardous material and kept under lock and key under 24 hour surveillance by teams of research scientists, until in 2016 a sample of racism pox spores were stolen from the CDC by Breitbart and infected rural white Americans through tainted white sheets, [[Some native american with smallpox|spreading pandemic across the country]]. The World Health Organization declared an international travel ban on America whiles Mexico and Canada started building border walls secured with land mines. Once England was infected with rage, they too were placed under emergency quarantine lest they infect the rest of Europe.
- I'm not a racist, but..., some of my fairest acquaintances are black, but it's obvious that black people are the only true racists these day. Not only do they commit the most crimes, but they blame everything on whitey and voted for that Jewish puppet reptilian piece of trash Obama because he's black. That's racist.
- Named after the color of the lights they hang on their Christmas trees.
- Because they are part-white and part-American Indian.
- Of course, the liberal Jewish media would never tell you that.
- Though, that is also kind of colored yellow as well...
- Especially if it's anti-white racism.
- Which was founded by Democrats, might I remind you...
- Hitler was a liberal, you know.
- Especially the United Kingdom.
- As if Jews haven't taken over our nation and media complex already...