Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/Oct

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of May 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.
Voting ends on the 15th

2001: A Space Odyssey

Score: 11
(Featured: 15 October 2009)
  1. Mordillo
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. PuppyOnTheRadio
  5. Why do I need to provide this?
  6. Necropaxx
  7. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  8. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  9. UU
  10. Guildensternenstein
  11. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay

Score: 4
(Featured: 19 October 2009)
  1. CheddarBBQ
  2. Orian57
  3. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  4. RAHB

Archery

Score: 3
(Featured: 22 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Why do I need to provide this?
  3. Miley Spears

File sharing

Score: 2
(Featured: 26 October 2009)
  1. PuppyOnTheRadio
  2. Colin "All your base" Heaney

UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize

Score: 3
(Featured: 27 October 2009)
  1. PuppyOnTheRadio
  2. Miley Spears
  3. RAHB

Gas tungsten arc welding

Score: 5
(Featured: 18 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Mordillo
  3. UU
  4. So So
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Gemeentevervoerbedrijf

Score: 3
(Featured: 2 October 2009)
  1. Mordillo
  2. UU
  3. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Judaeo-Palaeontology

Score: 6
(Featured: 14 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Mordillo
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. Why do I need to provide this?
  5. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Lateral Thinking

Score: 3
(Featured: 17 October 2009)
  1. PuppyOnTheRadio
  2. Why do I need to provide this?
  3. UU

UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

Score: 4
(Featured: 30 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. PuppyOnTheRadio
  3. Why do I need to provide this?
  4. RAHB

UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren

Score: 3
(Featured: 25 October 2009)
  1. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  2. Miley Spears
  3. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Plankton

Score: 1
(Featured: 5 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx

Rich Uncle Pennybags

Score: 2
(Featured: 3 October 2009)
  1. Gerrycheevers
  2. RAHB

Rogue States

Score: 5
(Featured: 10 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Gerrycheevers
  4. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Samuel L. Vacuum

Score: 8
(Featured: 13 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Mordillo
  3. MrN9000
  4. Mahm00shA
  5. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  6. RAHB
  7. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  8. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!

Score: 4
(Featured: 20 October 2009)
  1. CheddarBBQ
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Miley Spears
  4. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Sun Bee

Score: 2
(Featured: 21 October 2009)
  1. Why do I need to provide this?
  2. Miley Spears

Telephone pole

Score: 0
(Featured: 4 October 2009)

The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's

Score: 5
(Featured: 12 October 2009)
  1. CheddarBBQ
  2. Mordillo
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. Why do I need to provide this?
  5. UU

The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia

Score: 0
(Featured: 29 October 2009)

The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865

Score: 7
(Featured: 11 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. Gerrycheevers
  5. Why do I need to provide this?
  6. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  7. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

The Who: My Re-Generation

Score: 2
(Featured: 16 October 2009)
  1. CheddarBBQ
  2. Why do I need to provide this?

Topaz

Score: 6
(Featured: 31 October 2009)
  1. Gerrycheevers
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  4. RAHB
  5. UU
  6. So So

UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ

Score: 3
(Featured: 8 October 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Mordillo
  3. So So

UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video

Score: 2
(Featured: 28 October 2009)
  1. PuppyOnTheRadio
  2. Why do I need to provide this?

Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small

Score: 6
(Featured: 6 October 2009)
  1. Mahm00shA
  2. Orian57
  3. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  4. Miley Spears
  5. UU
  6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user