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Eurovision Song Contest (history, logs)

Score: 13 points from the Uncyclopedian jury

Nominated by:

15Mickey20

For: 14
  1. Self-nom & for. The real Eurovision is on 24th May and I want to get this featured before that. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. For We get it down here (sadly) but that was a great article. Feature it on the day. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:22, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. For Absolutely spot-on satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:09, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.-good stuff--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:20, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Gee. As an American myself, I sure did like this article boy. Those limeys sure know their humour um, I mean humor. Yea, humor that's how I always spell it. Honest. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:52, May 11
  6. For. Por. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:19, May 11
  7. Dig what in the fuck is this article?! I have no clue, but damn if it didn't make me laugh. --THINKER 21:11, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. United Kingdom - For, "Le Royaume-Uni - Pour" - I can almost hear Terry Wogan reading it. -- Guybles CUN 22:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  9. fourI know this sounds blasphemous, but......I'm an American who loves watching Eurovision. Sue me. Jesus Hates You. 13:52, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  10. Kill me now. --So So 02:59, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  11. Great stuff - loleurovision - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:07, May 15
  12. Bosnia Herzegovina --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:36, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  13. For --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 03:12, May. 18, 2008
  14. For Cheers from the German jury. NaturalBornKieler 14:14, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Wtf? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 01:12, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments:

Pee review -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

  • Symbol neutral vote.svg /me slaps forehead I'll vote for if two other Americans get it.   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [12:30]>
  • as a white male, it feels weird to be discriminated against. It's a lame feeling! Go America!   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [13:01]>
  • Discrimination is one of the founding principles upon which society was built. Don't knock prejudice, you queer scum! --Ann Coulter 16:33, May 11
  • I feel I should share the insane hilarity that is Eurovision. It's a yearly televised competition where every country in Europe has three minutes to sing a song and do something, anything, to stand out from the crowd. Here are some mad examples: Ukraine's nightmarish entry from last year,

Moldova, with "Grandmama bangs the drum", Lithuania 2006 (they came 6th). This comes complete with one of ESC's between-song travelogues. I love Eurovision. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:01, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

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